G’day
A tourist was on a guided tour of a creepy old medieval castle in the Transylvania region of Romania.
At the end of the tour, the resident guide asked the tourist if he had enjoyed the tour. The tourist admitted to being worried about seeing ghosts in some of the old cobweb-filled dungeons and darkened passageways.
‘‘You needn’t worry,’’ said the guide. ‘’In all the time I have lived here, I have never seen a ghost.’’
‘‘How long have you lived here?’’ asked the tourist.
The guide replied, ‘‘About 350 years.’’
Hooroo!